TALES FROM THE BRAT FARM
When I picked up Chewlee today and brought her back here, she cracked me up with her excitement over the flower box being made and ready. She put her hand into it to feel the dirt and said, *This is too wet, Gramma! We can't plant the flowers yet.* Where she got that idea, I have no clue but she did make me laugh at how matter of fact she was when she told me that.
She spent most of her time with me leaning back on me or on my lap. At one point, she leaned back into me and just wanted to be held. She asked me if she could stay and I told her not tonight and she said, *Please Gramma* in such a low voice that you almost couldn't hear it. I told her on nights where she had school the next day, she couldn't stay but she could on the weekends. She gave me a blank stare so I told her AFTER bubble gum day and she understood that. Since Sheepie is coming on Saturday, I guess I will have to keep her on Friday night just to make her happy. When Johnnycakes came to pick her up, she was in the middle of eating a popsicle. We had to convince her that I would put it in the freezer for her for when she comes back or she would have fought to finish it since Johnnycakes told her no food or popsicles in his truck.
I was rocking her at one point and she told me not to rock her because she wasn't a baby. I told her that she didn't have to be a baby to be rocked. I told her *I* like to be held and rocked sometimes (yeah, right!). She told me then that she wanted her mommy to rock her on the couch at her house. I told her I would be sure to tell that to her mommy so she would rock her. I did tell her that SHE could ask her mommy to rock her and mommy would probably like that. She made no comment so I guess she was going to have to think about that. Trust me, if she does ask her mommy and her mommy DOESN'T rock her, *I* will hear about it from her. On some things, kids have memories like an elephant.
The Beast finished putting together the last of the veggie beds he made up (with some help from yours truly). I couldn't believe the number of screws he used to put it together but, considering he wants them to last a long time, I guess it shouldn't have. After he gave the glue some time to dry (he also had glue where he screwed the wood together), he flipped it over and spread the weed barrier over it and stapled it well. I then helped him carry it into the back and put it in place. That pressure treated wood is so heavy from whatever it's soaked with (it doesn't smell like creosote so I have no idea what is used) and it feels wet for a long time. He used 2x4's for the straight sections, 4x4 pieces for the corners and another size I didn't pay attention to but it was damned heavy!!!
Even without the dirt in it, the frames are going nowhere. I think it would take a tornado to move them. He's going to fill them tomorrow and get the rest of what he plans on planting in it. I'm just glad he's done.
The Beast called me in to show me something he plans on buying. **Insert eyeroll here** Have you ever seen the movie *Tremors*? Burt, the gun guy as he's referred to, has a whole storeroom full of MRE's. That stands for Meals, Ready to Eat. Burt has ones that each pack contains everything you need from toilet paper to coffee to a nutritious meall. The ones the Beast is buying are more MRP's....Meals, Ready to Prepare. You know. Just add water. They are all foil wrapped and then packed in a bucket that is easy to grab and run if required. It has 82 meals in it (actually you have to divide that by 4 since most everything is figured for four adults). The menu sounds interesting but who knows how they will actually taste? I just looked at him and said, *YOU will be eating them and I mean it!* He can find more ways to waste money.
The Beast's doctor's appointment is tomorrow (Thursday) at 9am. He is NOT looking forward to having that cable inserted into his bladder but he squared his shoulders, took a shower before heading to bed and went really early for him. Of course, our internet has sucked big time today. It's taken forever for anything to download and keeps knocking us off sites, too. We are supposed to be getting a big thunderstorm here within the next few hours (probably sooner since I can hear thunder in the distance now). So I will close this now and try to get it posted. Love you all and have a great day.
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