TALES FROM THE BRAT FARM
Remind me (if I should forget) to never again tempt the gods of winter by making fun of them. I also resolve to never again make fun of the Weatherbug's nor the weatherman's predictions because OMG!!! It can up and slap you across your face like a glove challenging you to a duel. It has been YEARS...and I mean that literally....since I saw this much snow ANYWHERE. Poor Alabama is now snow-challenged in the worst possible way. They had to declare a state of emergency in many of our counties because the roads were treacherous and impassible in most areas. Here in Marshall County where we live (by *we*, I mean the Beast and I, the Princess, Johnnycakes, Chewlee and Tara and family), they closed ALL roads to everything except emergency vehicles or emergency traffic.
It didn't start snowing until around 9pm Sunday night. Then it came down in whiteout quantity. We got 1 to 1-1/2 inches per hour in most areas. Some it was even heavier than that. It had been years since I saw snow that was coming down so heavy that it almost looked like a heavy fog. We even had what is called *snow lightning* and *snow thunder*. I don't ever remember seeing or hearing that....EVER! By the time it stopped snowing here in our immediate area, we had almost SEVEN INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND! ![]()
We managed to keep our internet AND our satellite TV (that I am sure of) until I finally gave it up and went to bed. The internet was lost for a bit this morning after we started getting the fine mist of snow (not quite rain) but the Beast went out and managed to dislodge the snow from the dish. He wasn't as lucky later on when we lost our TV. It was too dangerous for him to get up on the roof. Even with the extension ladder and a broom, he couldn't reach it. He finally (oh, and I know how stupid this sounds) took a pail of warm water up and threw it over the dish and we got TV back.
I knew he wouldn't be able to stand going without his news. Even though he reads it online twice a day, he still has to have his Fox news on TV even if he's in another room. He listens to that almost all day long. I'm happy I have my own TV in my computer room. If it's a bad day for reception or just bad programs, I am happy throwing in a DVD.
The Beast was worried about the Princess driving to school tomorrow but I had already seen where it was going to be closed for another day. He said this area is just not equipped for heavy snow and even ezperienced drivers (in deep snow) were having problems. He was actually going to drive her to school and pick her up if it was open. However, they haven't even completed clearing the main drags here and I don't think our car would actually make it down the back road he would have to travel. Secondary roads may not even get cleared since the equipment the county has is borrowed or rented, I think. I know they haven't invested in any because they haven't had a storm close to this one since the '80's. When you usually only get to look at a dusting of snow and watch it melt when the sun comes out, why would you need it?
I wanted to take pictures to show you what I mean by snow for us only my battery was dead, dead, dead. I didn't think about it until Bratfink asked me about it so it was late afternoon by the time I plugged it in to charge up. When it was finally charged up, it was dark out. I'll take some in the morning. Nothing melted, trust me. ![]()
Poor Baron really, really had to go out to pee this morning. You could see the shock on his face when he walked onto the deck. He started to back into the house except I think cold affects dogs the same way it does a person when they really have to go. He went down the stairs so carefully because he was mystified by so much white stuff and he couldn't SEE the stairs at all. Then, as he trotted around the yard looking for that perfect place, he was totally shocked when he was in snow up to his *elbows* in spots. I told the Beast to note those spots because they obviously need leveling. ![]()
We finally had the new neighbors move in. I only know that because the male of the household was out walking his two dogs today and they were also new to us. Baron went nuts! When the Beast took him out to the garage with him later on, he opened the garage door in case Baron needed to go out again and Baron started to run down the driveway. Ever seen a car spin on an icy road??? Well, imagine an oversized doberman with four legs splayed out (looking like a big black spider) and sliding around. When he stopped sliding, you would have thought he was a ballerina tip-toeing back up the driveway to the garage. I doubt he will do that again for some time.
We have an arctic front heading towards us so it will be very cold tomorrow (and we might get a little more snow) then it will start warming up a bit until this weekend when it will be almost tropical (in the 40's
). I expect things will not return to any semblance of normal until then. Me? I'm okay and happy. I have food, coffee, creamer and cigarettes to last me and no need to go out in that mess.
Love you all and I hope you didn't get hit with this storm, too. Some areas got 13 inches a little further north of us and in the Carolina's too. Keep warm. Drive carefully and stay safe. Slow down if roads are icy and don't speed up over bridges or on mountain roads. Be a defensive driver and watch out for the other guy. ![]()
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