January 1, 2011

  • GODZILLA ATTACKS ALABAMA!

    On New Year's Eve, under cover of a terrible thundering storm, Godzilla attacked the city where Bratsis lives.

    I KNOW! 

    Havoc was wreaked upon the poor citizens of wherever the heck it is that Bratsis lives. 

    The details are still sketchy, as most of the reporters are hungover from the mad partying they were doing when the terror began.  Add to that the fact that they woke up with hair hurting and we won't even mention the clean-up needed from..... well, let's just say upset stomachs.

    The upshot of all this is that [OMG] BRATSIS IS WITHOUT HER INTERNETS.

    And probably will be for a couple of days, at least.

    Now, I talked to her on the phone and she tried to tell me some story about their satellite dish having to be re-aimed but I know she was just trying to keep the sordid details of the Godzilla attack from me because she is afraid that I would panic.

    Heh.  As if.

    At least they can still get tv.  It's just their Internets that were affected.

    So, please forgive her for not being here.  I'm sure when she returns that she will have many amusing stories to tell us.

    Now I must go because Pogo doesn't play itself, you know.

    Take care, everybuddy!

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