TALES FROM THE BRAT FARM
As usual, when Chewlee breezes in the door you never can be sure what child she will be. The good one. The funny one. The sneaky one. Or the opinionated one. Today she was a mix of opinionated and funny.
I cut the Beast's hair today and Chewlee was full of questions. First she wanted to know WHY I was cutting it. I told her that Grandpa wanted to be beautiful and she thought that was funny. She said, *Boys aren't beautiful!* When I asked her what they were, she said, *Boys are HANDSOME!* The Beast and I both laughed and I said, *Then I guess Grandpa wants to be handsome, doesn't he?* She was then fascinated with the hair I was trimming off around his neckline and yelling at me for *making a big mess*. Grandpa told her not to worry, he would clean it all up. She picked up the cushion from the chair and kind of waved it at him and said, *And don't forget to put this back on it, too!* She can be bossy sometimes.
She was hungrier than most days because she actually ate some of the Beast's bean soup with ham tonight. It turned out great although it had kind of a sad beginning...a bit too greasy. For some reason the Beast thinks greasy = tasty. He's learning. He skimmed off a lot of the grease from the ham and it was much tastier. It even had a bit of *zing* to it but I think it was just from the pepper. Anyway, she had to come and tell me she had eaten all her bean soup (and the Beast told me she really had). Later on, after Tara dropped by, she also had a slice of the coconut creme pie (which she pronounced her second favorite after strawberry pie) with some chocolate milk. About a half hour later, she begged for a pickle so she ate a half. Love those Claussen's! After that (yes, she ate more), she had a hot dog and another glass of milk. I had to make sure she was done drinking anything by 8pm because her mother said she had wet the bed the night before.
When I questioned Chewlee about wetting the bed (I told her only babies did that, not big girls her age) she told me that she wanted to get up but her eyes wouldn't work for her. They kept shutting on her so that she went back to sleep. She told me she really, really tried but her eyes wouldn't work right. So I told her that, until she got her eyes to *work right* for her, it meant no more having anything to drink after 8pm. So she asked me if I would be sure to tell her when it was getting close to 8pm in case her mouth was thirsty. I told her I would.
When Tara was here, at one point Chewlee was sitting in her lap and she bumped her boob. She turned to say she was sorry but then added, *Wow! You have really big boobs, Auntie Tara.* Tara laughed and said, *Why thank you for noticing, sweetheart.* and we all laughed.
Later, while watching cartoons, every once in a while she would let out a scream. I asked her not to do that and she told me, *I can't help it, Grandma. My throat just does that and I can't stop it.* However, she finally did once I told her if she did it again, she would have to go to bed and stay there until her mother came for her. At that, she started to cry. I told her I only said if she did it again and she, sobbing softly, said, *I know but what if my throat doesn't listen?* I told her to tell her throat what would happen and that it better be good. She stopped crying (and the yelling stopped, too).
She got so excited when she found out it was snowing outside. However, she's excited because she wants to go ice skating and she knows she can't if it's not really cold outside. She got all worried because she couldn't find one of her gloves that's for *making snowballs* because it's made of plastic or some such material so your hands don't get soaked. I told her not to worry because her mommy would be sure to get her some if/when they go. She asked me if she could borrow MY hat (it's really cute, warm and furry looking) and I told her she could if she wanted. It's knit and does fit on her although you can tell its for an adult. However, I know her mother will have her in a hoodie over her clothes and under her hooded jacket. She even has snow pants for her. I doubt the kid will be able to move, let alone skate. 
Well, it's awfully cold outside and still snowing. The Princess said the roads are icy so she is definitely driving like an old lady. I know she is terrified of an accident like she had last winter. Now there is no extra vehicle and she would be screwed six ways to Sunday between work and school. Pray for her. She needs it.
Love you all. Stay warm and safe. Be good. 
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