October 29, 2011

  • The Beast Goes Off With His New Love....LOL

     

    TALES FROM THE BRAT FARM

    I was sound asleep when suddenly there was light everywhere but over my bed.  It was the Beast, who had gotten up to let Baron outside.  He looked at the clock, discovered it was close to 5am and decided he would leave early for Auntie Em's. He jumped in the shower,got dressed and I decided I had better get off to see him on his way.  Besides, he was being so noisy and I was afraid he would wake Chewlee up.  He claimed he had looked in her room and he didn't see her so he thought she was either sleeping with the Princess or at a friend's house.  I told him she was indeed in her room, asleep.  She was difficult to see because she was buried in her covers. 

    Notice he had concern for waking Chewlee but none for waking ME.  This is my life with the Beast. He got the car running with a click of a button so it would warm up.  It was 40 degrees outside so not frost, thankfully.  Baron was eager to leave.  I kissed the Beast goodbye, told him to be careful and then headed to my computer room.  I just wanted to check on what the dailies were but ended up in a game. 

    I found out that Bratfink was online even that early but she had awakened to go to the bathroom and then stopped at her computer for a few games to relax before heading back to bed.  Like me.  We both finally left and went back to sleep.  The next thing I knew, the Princess woke me up to tell me she was leaving for work. I dragged my butt up and made some fresh coffee to help wake me up.

    Chewlee was in a fantasy play mood and she gathered her animals and the toys required.  In today's case,it meant her backpack, her purse, her little teaching computer and her tile game.  Don't ask me to describe it to you, I just kept an eye on her and heard some of her conversation with her stuffed animals.  It was hilarious.

    I had texted Tara to find out if she was going to the store.  Turned out she was just getting ready to leave.  I gave her a short list of some things I needed and she said she would get them for me and drop them off.  Chewlee got so excited because she hoped she would get to play with Chance but Tara hadn't taken him to the store with her.  I had to ask her because the Princess works a double and then had plans for her and Chewlee after work.  They weren't going to be home tonight.  AND....we are now a one-car family after trading in both the truck and the car for the new SUV (yes, it's considered an SUV even if it's smaller than the old SUV's were).  So, without Tara, I would be stuck tearing up some rags for my wounds.But, now I am stocked up on all my medical needs to take care of them, thanks to Tara.  Oh, and I also got some hot dogs for Chewlee and some bubble gum. 

    She is such a sweetheart.  I hate to ask her but I really would have been stuck.  She poo-poo's my asking her and says it's what she's there for, bless her heart.  OH...OH...gotta tell you.  This is how much he's in love with the car and it's features.  He actually called me (using the Blue Tooth feature in the car) to tell me when he arrived at his aunt's house.    That's a real first.  He doesn't usually bother.   If I call, he always has some lame excuse about why he *forgot* to call. 

    Chewlee decided she wanted a sandwich for dinner tonight and she told me all she wanted on it....two piees of toasted bread, some lettuce, some cheese, ham and pepperoni and some Fritos crumbled on it.   Know what?  I made it up for her, cut it into four squares, gave her a glass of milk and SHE ATE IT ALL!    When she finished, it was bath time.  The Princess came home around 8:15pm while Chewlee was still in the tub.  She was in a rush and kept trying to rush Chewlee and threatening her with staying here because she wasn't fast enough.  Chewlee was in tears most of the time and it was so unnecessary.  I gave her half of a double bubble bubble gum to make her feel better, stop her crying and become more cooperative.  She did.  She was and the threats continued all the way out the door.  The Princess was not in her *mommy mode* so I doubt she will have a good time.  I found out she is going over to Assholecakes house.  I  told her she should know better after everything that's gone on with him but she said nothing was being planned.  If he wanted back in their lives, it was going to have to be a long term thing.  I just rolled my eyes.  I'm hoping her old friend from high school that's in the air force will make a move.  The bad part is that he is going to Korea for a year but they talk on Skype now and text each other.  He's a real cutie but the Princess will get to see him in the flesh when she goes to Port Charlotte next week and find out if he is really as nice as he seems.  She hadn't known him well in high school so ... who knows?

    Time to get this posted.  The skies are kind of *iffy* here and I'm having a little bit of trouble with reception.  I want to get this up while it's good.  Love you all.  Have a great Sunday.  I'm alone!!!  Alone!  Alone!  Tee hee hee.....I'm sleeping in, for sure.