TALES FROM THE BRAT FARM
I was talking to Bratfink today about something that I have done at Christmas for many years. I'm not even sure where I got the idea from at this point but I don't remember anyone else ever telling me they did the same thing so I thought I would tell you about it and then ask.
I always buy a gift that is wrapped, has a bow and label on it that is signed from the Beast and myself but no name on it. I believe it's called a *gift for the unexpected guest*. I try to make it interesting but on the generic side. For instance: I'm sure you've seen those gift packages that have a mug or two in it and either some exotic coffees, teas or hot chocolate and a couple different types of cookie packages. They aren't expensive but are appropriate for either a man or woman. Heck, some can even be given to a child. Or those fragrant candle assortments. You get the idea, I'm sure. Sometimes, I have gone so far as to have bottles of wine or liquor in a decorator bag, ready to give to someone old enough to appreciate it.
I've had unexpected guests a time or two that showed up on Christmas Day so, some years, those gifts have been used. If they aren't used, I save them for some other occasion during the year. Sometimes, I just use them myself. But I always, always have at least one under my tree. There are actually some years that the very first gift I buy is the one intended for the unexpected guest(s).
I know it's strange but I wondered....am I the only one that does that these days? Inquiring minds really want to know.
I finally got all my shopping done for everyone but the Beast. I just may not buy him what I intended to originally since he went out and bought a bunch of new pots and pans. He went and bought a new cast iron pan for making his pancakes and french toast. This time, I gave him full instructions on how a seasoned pan had to be treated so he doesn't go and screw it up again. I really do hate to have to do that over and over again. He's ruined two on me because he wouldn't listen. I think he finally may *get* it. One can only hope. He bought a few other pots we needed. I wanted a good Dutch oven. He got me a really nice stainless steel one. Nice and heavy with a glass top and a heatproof handle.
He bought a new waffle iron. Bigger than our last one since it makes four nice squares. I figure that now we can use up all of the batter and I can freeze the squares then toast them when we want some later on during the week. Kind of like my own homemade *Eggo waffles*. He also found me a nice size double boiler/steamer pot. It's the perfect size for us so I gave the Princess the bigger one I had that was totally useless to me and a real pain in the ass to store. She also inherited my perfectly good waffle iron that he was replacing. She told me they made chocolate chip waffles for breakfast Sunday morning.
He bought a few different sizes of frying pans to replace the rather cheap aluminum ones we had. They were so warped that it became a pain to cook anything in them on our smooth top stove. The pans just didn't cook evenly with a bottom that didn't touch all over (or is that under?). No matter. He spent almost $300 on what he bought so I was thinking I could treat it as he suggested....our present to each other. Heck, I already have my presents...the new desk and chair.
I told you the Beast bought himself a new desk, right? Well, it was delivered on Saturday and the Beast had to take the old one apart and throw it in the back of his truck along with MY old desk and some boxes and things. He's going to take them down to our dump in the next day or two so we won't have that hanging around. No way will they fit in our bin. For two old people, we manage to fill it up with just our regular garbage each week. I know! Amazing, isn't it?
Anyway, after it was in it's place, I opened up the drawers on it and it is really neat. He's got a little sliding insert in one of them that will hold things like stamps, paper clips, pens, etc. and you still have all the room underneath to use for other things. He always, always does me one or three better. The desk is cherry...and I mean WOOD. Not pressboard or pine (which I know is wood also but still....!). It's just beautiful. It does have one drawback. His computer chair arms won't allow him to get close to it.
It's always something. I'm sure he will be buying himself a new one soon enough.
I'm really exhausted from my shopping today. I got presents, presents and more presents. Sheesh. I am so sick of looking at stuff, you wouldn't believe it. I stopped at a woman's shop called Maurice's here and found some great clothes. I almost bought a sweater for Sheepie but I kept thinking that I would just HATE it if she didn't like it. So, I decided that since I actually have two other minor presents for her (a nice warm blanket since she had mentioned she didn't have enough blankets to keep her warm in winter), I will just wrap the two I have and give her cash so she can buy something she actually likes.
I got Tara's boys some warm up out fits and will give them some cash besides. Kids always like cash. I bought the baby another present so he has three now (but he won't get cash...LOL). I also bought Chewlee another present. I swear, I can't hardly go into Walmart and look through their Garanimals outfits and NOT buy her something. The prices are sooooo reasonable and the quality is excellent. Not many real bargains you can find these days.
I just realized that I have two more presents I need to buy. OMG...I can't believe I forgot to get them. I know why. I was just so exhausted and my back hurt me so badly that I couldn't wait to get home so I could sit down (or lay down) and just relax. Just sitting still works. I have a pillow behind my back right now and, after taking a pill for the back when I got home, it's just now starting to stop hurting. The crowds were just incredible. When I was at Maurice's, it had actually started and I had the thought that I should have anticipated it and taken a pill before I left. I just wanted to get my shopping done and be home before it got dark. Because of the long lines, that didn't happen, however. Oh well. Live and learn.
Love you all but I need to get this posted before it becomes a book. I'm sure we all have our shopping nightmares. Thankfully, I could lean on the cart even though it was full and almost toppling over. I got a baby to smile and laugh while I was waiting in line. Babies always seem to know grandmas.
Have a great day and get that last minute shopping done. Shop 'til you drop!
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