TALES FROM THE BRAT FARM
Chewlee has a bad habit of taking off her shoes whenever she goes somewhere. She runs around either barefoot or in socks most of the time so she really doesn't like to keep them on. I think most kids are like this. My youngest brother hated clothes on. As a toddler, he could strip himself naked almost before you could say his name. He was always, always the last of us kids that was dressed whenever we were going somewhere. If you turned your back on him, he would make his way outside on the street and kids would be yelling, *Your little brother is running down the block NEKKID!* **Sigh** Which meant a run for one of us older ones to try to catch him and carry him back to the house to get re-dressed.
But, I digress. Yesterday, when the Princess dropped off Chewlee, I was half-asleep in the recliner here in my puter room. When she came in and climbed into my lap, she only had her socks on. I didn't think much of it at the time because it's happened before that she's taken her shoes off in the car on her way over. Her mother usually catches it and makes her put them back on before she can get out of the car. Sometimes, it's just a matter of waking her up too early and it's just too much of a hassle to get them on her so she is carried into the house. Unless I am up and watching, I'm never quite sure. Seeing her shoes usually helps but, for some reason, I never saw them yesterday. I assumed that her mother brought her over in just her socks.
Tonight I found out that she HAD them on and the Princess saw her take them off and put them on the coffee table. That is when the house gremlins apparantly came and stole them because I didn't see them later when we went out to eat something and didn't see them all day. I really and truly was baffled when the Princess called here looking for them so she had them for Chewlee in the morning.
I searched the house, even looking under the beds and in the closets and could find neither hair nor hide of them. I pulled all the baskets out from underneath the coffee and end tables to make sure Chewlee hadn't hid them in there. I am totally baffled. After I called the Princess and she reassured me that she had seen them put there, she and I were both stumped. Well, *I* am anyway. I am pretty sure the Princess thinks I am just too old to have *looked everywhere*. I know the baby loved those shoes so I am pretty sure she didn't dump them in one of the garbage bins. Now I feel bad, however. I guess I am going to have to buy the baby a new pair of sneakers. I'll have to find out what size she wears and do that on Monday.
In the meantime, I will also have to let the little house gremlins know that I am very, very upset with them. Moving my stuff or hiding it, that's one thing. But not the baby's. *making evil face here and looking around*. There will be punishment. I miss the sound of screaming.
Just watch now. As soon as I buy her a new pair, the old pair will show up. That's how these house gremlins work. Just nasty enough to do that and think it's funny.
It was a mild day here today but windy. Later this evening, it started to rain gently. Just enough that the dog won't go out to pee until he's got a totally full bladder and can't wait. He's a real wuss that way. It's worse when it's cold out and, heaven forbid if there is snow on the ground at all. Even rime on the patio or porch deck will send him immediately back into the house. I've seriously considered buying him some doggy boots. I was stunned to find out they actually make them. It's still something I am thinking about for him for Christmas.
Gotta go now and get my shower and get ready for bed. I haven't been sleeping all that well the last few days, mostly because the Beast has been so restless. His tossing, turning and throwing his heavy legs on me keeps me from resting well. And then there is the charley horse thing going on with my right leg. Well, not one like you normally think of....it's the muscle next to the shin bone on the front of the leg. It hurts just as much, trust me. At least it didn't happen last night,which helped a little. Looks like the daily vitamins are not working as well as they should.
Love you all. Hope you have a great day and a good week ahead of you. Work on that Christmas list and get those decorations up ASAP. That's what I will be doing. Check all the electrical; let's not have any fires ya hear?
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