February 18, 2012

• Call Me Super Bratfink!

  So I’m on oxygen.  Not sure how much good it’s doing me, but whatever.  I HAVE found something really good about it though.

  I call it ‘turtling’.  As in turtle-ing.

  Let me explain.

  There are times when I get a bit chilly in bed.  Chilly to the point where I want to cover my head with my covers and go back to sleep.  Only I can’t do that because I run out of oxygen.

  OR NORMAL MORTALS DO ANYWAY….. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  The Boy is really jealous of my Super Power now.  I just cover my head and don’t worry about oxygen because I have a line going right to my noses.  I have no cold air hitting the top of my head or my neck or somewhere else.

  It’s totally wonderful.  One more silver lining in My New Lifestyle.

  Eat your hearts out.
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  • 10:14 pm
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