April 7, 2010

• Some Cute Thoughts From Emails

  
  TALES FROM THE BRAT FARM

  It was a nice, hot but boring day today so I thought I would just hit the top *news* and then pass along some cute things from some of the emails I’ve gotten the past couple days.  I’m sure some of you have seen some of them but there might be a couple things that are new to you.  At least, you should get a few laughs.

  Today the dogwoods finally bloomed.  Hurrah!  So I have some beautiful white and pink flowering trees in my yard once again.  I really love the pink dogwood tree, which is at the back of the yard.  It makes for a nice burst of color back there where the trees are thick and kind of dark.  I also spotted my first hummingbird today.  *Grin*  I bought a hummingbird DVD the other day so I might actually be able to identify more of them this year.  Okay, now on to the *thoughts*:  This first one should be specified in your will:
               I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately
                          clear your computer history if you die.
   
  This one I would add in a heartbeat!
                            There is great need for a sarcasm font.

  Here’s one we can all relate to:

  You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
   work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for
   the rest of the day.

  And last but not least, I thought this one was cute when I read it.  I meant to include it in my blog on April 1st but *old timers* creeps in from time-to-time. 

  FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST ‘HOLIDAY’!

  In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and
  Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case
  against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The
  argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

  The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
  presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case
  dismissed!”

  The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, “Your Honor,
  How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
  Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
  client and all other atheists have no such holidays.”

  The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client,
  counsel, is woefully ignorant.”

  The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or
  holiday for atheists.”

  The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1
  states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the
  opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is
  a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.”

  You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

  Love you all and have a great day!

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